January 28 and 29-- Colorado Motorcycle Show and Swap Meet

At the National Western Stock Show Complex at Brighton Boulevard and I-70. Doors open 9:AM. on Sat; 10:AM on Sun. Trophies and awards given to bike show winners. There will be music, raffles, drawings and more. For information call (719) 269-1721 for the swap meet or
(303) 838-4504 for the bike show, or go to http://www.comotorcycleshowandswap.com

March 11-- The Rocky Mountain Weasels "SCORGASM" Death Match V
Our annual Bowling Challenge with our bitter archrivals, an all-girl custom car club, the Chassis Lassies is coming up. We need help to maintain our championship status. Let us know if you can join us at 10:AM at the AMF bowling alley on Wadsworth near 64th. The cost is $10.00 per person, for all three games.  That includes shoes.  Beer is extra. You don't have to be a good bowler, just come out and have some fun.

Email easyweaser@yahoo.com for more details. 

June 1, 2, 3-- Weasels Go LoCo* V Run to Trinidad, CO.

*LoCo is Lower Colorado, and this is the run with our esteemed colleagues, the New Mexico Weasels. They'll come up from the south and we come down from the north trapping Trinidad, Colorado in the middle... joining up with our Weasel chapter in Trinidad.
For more info Email easyweaser@yahoo.com

June 23-- The Ugly MFers hold their sacriligious Catholic Schoolgirls Run.

August 6 through 12--  Black Hills Rally in Sturgis, South Dakota

Yeah. That's right. Unless you were raised in a freakin' cave by a group of feral hamsters that rode Hondas only on the weekends, you should know that the RM Weasels will be in Sturgis. In fact, Weasels from all over the weasel-lovin' planet will congregate at this epicenter of chrome and thunder. If you still don't know what we're talking about, LEAVE THIS WEB SITE IMMEDIATELY... and burn anything orange that you may own.

August 8-- It's NATIONAL WEASEL WEDNESDAY IN STURGIS!!
Look for all the orange at Elk Creek Steakhouse in Piedmont, South Dakota

September 1 through 3-- Labor Day Weekend

October 31-- Weaselween

December 28-- Weaselmas Party
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December 31-- New Years Eve