Event Information

Weasel Wednesday
This is the sacred day we Weasels attend our "services".
Originally, we gathered on the third Wednesday of every month, then it became the Saturday following the third Wednesday, and later it was on both the third Wednesday AND the following Saturday, and now it might even be on a Sunday. So Weasel Wednesday can be any day that we decide to gather at our favorite place of worship, the saloon.

Then, buy us a drink, you trashy bastards.
That goes double for large-breasted biker babes.

February

Colorado Motorcycle Show and Swap Meet

Held at the National Western Stock Show Complex at Brighton Boulevard and I-70. Doors open at 9:AM. Admission is $15 for one day or $20 for both days. Call them for vendor info. Trophies and awards given to bike show winners. There will also be music, raffles, drawings and more. For information call (719) 269-1721 for the swap meet or (303) 838-4504 for the bike show, or go to http://www.comotorcycleshowandswap.com

Annual Swap Meet at the National Western Stock Show Complex.

Annual Super Show and Swap Meet in Colo Springs

Phil Long Expo Center, 1515 Automall Loop in Colorado Springs, CO 80920. Vendors, custom and antique motorcycles & cars, tattoo competition, huge charity auction, live music, live radio broadcasts, Miller Girls, giveaways all weekend. Call 719-487-8005 for more info or visit

www.pro-promotions.com

March

March 7, 2009-- The Rocky Mountain Weasels "BALLS OUT" Death Match
Bowling Challenge at 1PM - 4PM at the AMF bowling alley in Northglenn at I-25 and 104th. The lovely, multi-colored, community shoes will be included. Weasels play a three game death-match against the "Chassis Lassies" car club chicks. Email easyweaser@yahoo.com for more details.

March 14, 2009-- National Steak and Blowjob Day (It's legitimate! Go ahead look it up.)

April

April 19, 2009-- COC Game Day Club-to-Club Run. Everyone is invited. Sign up 11AM - 1PM at the Valiants MC Clubhouse at 4300 York Street and ends up at Big E's at 5402 Sheridan. Prizes, Awards, 50/50, Door Prize, etc. 720-318-4167 or 720-635-2897 for more info.

April 22, 2009-- Laughlin River Run in Laughlin, NV.

May

May 3, 2009-- Weasel de Mayo BBQ PARTY!! on Sunday, May 3.

This is open to all Rocky Mountain Weasels, Weaselettes, Known Associates and by INVITATION to others. It will be a feed fest over at Frank and Ora's place. Bring something you like to drink and we'll have all the food ready fer ya. Directions and details will be sent out over the Rocky Mountain Weasel grapevine. Stay tuned.

Contact easyweaser@yahoo.com for more info.

June

June 6-7, 2009 Weasels Go LoCo* Run to Trinidad, CO.

*LoCo is Lower Colorado, and this is the run with the New Mexico Weasels. They'll come up from the south and we come down from the north trapping Trinidad, Colorado in the middle. Details about the where, when, and what the hell will come soon. Stay tuned. For more info Email easyweaser@yahoo.com

June 20, 2009-- The Rocky Mountain UMF holds its Catholic Schoolgirls Run.

Stay tuned for details.

July

July 11-12, 2009--The Ladies Run starts in Lakewood, Colorado at the Excel Energy building on the northwest corner of Kipling and I-285. Registration begins at 8:30 am. The Run leaves at 10:00 am and includes a poker run and 50/50 drawing. The ride goes to Fairplay where events continue into the next day. The ride is organized by ladies but everyone is welcome. For more information call (970) 213-1663, or go to http://www.ladiesrun.com

July 15, 2009-- National Ride to Work Day

August

August 1-2, 2009--- Pre-Sturgis Training Party in Laramie Wyoming to meet the WY Weasels and others headed into Sturgis from the west.

August 3-9, 2009 Black Hills Rally in Sturgis, South Dakota

Yeah. That's right. Unless you were raised in a freakin' cave by a group of feral hamsters that rode Hondas only on the weekends, you should know that the RM Weasels will be in Sturgis. In fact, Weasels from all over the weasel-lovin' planet will congregate at this epicenter of chrome and thunder. If you still don't know what we're talking about, LEAVE THIS WEB SITE IMMEDIATELY... and burn anything orange that you may own.

August 5, 2009-- It's NATIONAL WEASEL WEDNESDAY IN STURGIS!!

September

September 5-7, 2009-- Labor Day Weekend

October

November

Weasel Wednesday-- Saturday, November 15, 2008!!

We meet at the RED ROCKS GRILL in MORRISON, COLORADO. It's at 415 Bear Creek Ave in Morrison, CO 80465 (303) 697-9290 Get directions. Be there at 9 in the AM. Bring yer friends. Bring your orange. And bring your maple syrup. See ya there.

Annual Fall Rocky Mountain Motorcycle Show and Swap Meet in Longmont, Colorado sponsored by Hawg Wild Custom Choppers. Held at the Boulder County Fairgrounds, 9595 Nelson Road in Longmont. Opens at 9:00 am on Saturday and 10:00 am on Sunday. Admission is $9.00 for adults. Bike show entry is $20.00. Trophies will be awarded in all classes. For more information call (970) 669-5589, or go to http://www.hawgwildcc.com

November 27, 2008-- Thanksgiving Day

December

December 20, 2008-- Weasel Wednesday and Weaselmas Party at Patty and Daddy's

December 25-- It's the Politically Correct Holiday formerly known as Christmas.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ... And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)

December 31-- New Years Eve