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The Weasel Event Calendar
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New Years Day
Year of the Weasel.
Ain't they all?
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Business Meeting
at Rome's
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National Pie Day
Oily's Birthday
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Groundhog Day
Contact
"Puxatawney Phil"
for details
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The Day
the Music Died
Day

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Ora's
Birthday
My charming wife, the Ever-Lovely Ora was hatched on this date.
All praise she who must be obeyed.
Contact Oil of Ol'Lady for details
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National
Boy Scout Day
aka "Give the Priest a Peek" Day
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Chinese New Year
Year of the Tiger 4708
Haven't these knuckleheads heard of The Year of the Weasel?
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Valentine's Day
Contact Cupid for details
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President's Day
Why not?
We already honor a freaking groundhog for chrissake!
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Fat Tuesday
That's American for Mardee Graw y'all
Tell 'em
Katrina sent ya!
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Ash Wednesday
"Walk around looking like you've been in a house fire Day"
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(aka Monday, March 1st)
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(aka Tuesday, March 2th)
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(aka Wednesday, March 3th)
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(aka Thursday, March 4th)
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(aka Friday, March 5th)
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(aka Saturday, March 6th)
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Easy's Barfday
and
Patty's Birthday
too!
Contact AARP for details
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Steak and a Blow Job Day
Go ahead.
Look it up.
It's a real holiday
damn it!
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!
"BALLS OUT III"
BOWLING
DEATH MATCH
WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP

Contact Beard
for details
Daylight Savings begins so I'm certain that will screw things up, bigtime!
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"GREEN WEASEL DAY"
The holiday formerly known as St. Pat's

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Extraterrestrial Abduction Day
Note that I said Extraterrestrial...
not extra testicle.
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First Day of Spring
Tra-la, tra-la
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Palm Sunday
Ritual
"Shaving
of the
Palms"
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Passover
I prefer Popovers... but that's just me.
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HEY!!
WERE YOU AWARE
THAT APRIL IS
ALCOHOL AWARENESS MONTH?
We are sooo there!
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April Fool's Day
Yeah.
You'd think we'd own this one, wouldn't you?
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Easter
Either the Easter Weasel was here or the goddamn cat crapped in my shoe again!
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What the hell happened to Pluto Day?
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Arbor Day
Do your bit and do a tree today.
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National Teachers Day
Do your bit and do a teacher today.
I'm a teacher!
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Sinkhole
de Mayo
On this day, the Mexicans beat the French.
Phht!
Big deal.
Who hasn't beaten the French?
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National
No Pants Day
Fill in your own joke here.
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Mothers' Day
Do your bit
and do a MILF today.
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National Nurses
Day
Do your bit and do a nurse today.
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National Armed Forces Day
Do your bit and ... ?
Well, just do your bit!
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!
ANNUAL
WEASEL DE MAYO
PARTY
AT EASY and ORA'S
Contact Easy for details

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Victoria Day in Canada
Do your bit and do a Canadian...
or do Queen Victoria...
or just visit Victoria's Secret today.
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Memorial Day Weekend
Frawg's
Hell or Highwater Run
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Memorial Day Weekend
Frawg's
Hell or Highwater
Run
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Memorial Day
South Dakota Bonnie's Birthday
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!
Annual
WEASELS
Go LoCo Run III
to
Trinidad, CO
HEAD START TO TRINIDAD
Hard-partying Weasels head to Trinidad to
GET THE PARTY STARTED
Contact Doc for details
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!
Annual
WEASELS
Go LoCo Run III
to
Trinidad, CO
Contact Easy for details

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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!
Annual
WEASELS
Go LoCo Run III
in
Trinidad, CO
Contact Easy for details
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Juneteenth!
If you are an African-American, and you referee for a baseball game, you may call this holiday "UMPTEENTH"
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Fathers' Day
Contact yo mamma fo details---
ax her "who's my daddy?"
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UMF Catholic Schoolgirl Run
9am Registration $20/per Rider
Gather at Rocky Mountain Saloon
I-25 & Hwy 66
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Canada Day
Go ahead...have a Moosehead.
Notice that I DID NOT say to give a moose head!
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Big Daddy and PattyCakes
IN-DA-PANTZ
DAY
PARTY
at their place
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Independence Day
Do whatever
you want to do today...
you're independent!
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Ramada-nadingdong Day
aka ShaNaNa Day,
Feast of St. Bowser
of Doowop
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Rally in the Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D.
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Rally in the Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D.
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Rally in the Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D.
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Rally in the Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D.
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Rally in the Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D.
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Rally in the Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D.
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Womens Equality Day
Why they
give up their superiority
is anyone's guess.
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Frankenstein Day
Actually, it's the birthday
of Mary Shelly
who wrote Frankenstein
in 1818
Uuuh, it's also Doc's Birthday!
Coincidence?
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SEPTEMBER IS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH
Really?
A whole month?
Why?
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Labor Day
Weekend
GUSANO'S
CHICHERONES
PARTY
in New (and Improved) Mexico
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Labor Day
Weekend
GUSANO'S
CHICHERONES
PARTY
in New (and Improved)
Mexico
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Labor Day
Weekend
It's Birth's Bearday... Uuuuh, Beard's Birthday
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Labor Day
It's still
GUSANO'S
CHICHERONES
PARTY TOO!!
in New (and Improved) Mexico
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I go to Tucson

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Rosh Hashana
No, not ShaNaNa... that was last month.
aka "The Feast of the Trumpets"
Yeah right...
blow me.
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Patriots Day
Do your bit
and do a Patriot.
God bless America.
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Yom Kippur
Jewish New Year
Year of the Ponzi Scheme.
Cuz's Birthday
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National
Talk Like a Pirate Day
Aaargh!
Ha-har
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Native
American Day
Say, just when the hell is middle-aged, white guy day anyway?
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Johnny Appleseed Day
Spread 'em if ya got em.
Annette's Birthday
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Leif Erickson Day
Oh great, Leif Erickson Day
falls on the same day
as the Italians have their little parade.
This gives new meaning to the phrase
SWEDISH MEATBALLS.
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Columbus
Day
Also known as "What Else Can Those Freakin' Indians Do To
Piss Off a Dago Day"
It is also
Thanksgiving Day
in Canada... so stuff your moose early
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National Farmers Day
Do your bit and do a farmer today.
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National Bosses Day
Why do they need a day?
Isn't everyday "Bosses Day"
It's also "Sweetest Day"...
what an odd coincidence.
Either way, it's 'pucker up' baby!
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Mother-in-Law Day
I am NOT making this shit up people!
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!
Weaselween
Party
Somewhere...
details will be announced
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Dias de las Muertos
in Mexico
Day of the Dead---
Dead what? Car battery?
Hey dood, cahn joo give me a yump?
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Guy Fawkes Day
in the U.K.
That's when one Brit tried to make England
a whole lot less 'united' and a lot more 'divided' by blowing up Parliament.
Maybe that's why fireworks are illegal in the U.S.
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Veterans Day
Do your bit and do a vet today.
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Sadie Hawkins Day
Holiday formerly known as 'Fat Chicks Day"
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Thanksgiving
Wake me when the game is on.
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Slap A Jap Day
Do your bit and slap a jap today.
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Pearl Harbor Day
Go get bombed.
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Road Toad Larry's Birthday
Bob H's Birthday too.
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!
Weaselmas Party
Somewhere...
details to be announced
And we're doing it on Pauline's Birthday
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Kwanzaa
Yeah baby!
I just loves me some of those wild Kwanzaa partaays... whoo-hoo!
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!
Toe Up/Toe Down
New Year's Hangover
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