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The Weasel Event Calendar
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New Years Day
Year of the Weasel
Ain't they all?
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MLK DAY
Got MLK?
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WEASEL WEDNESDAY

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The Stagecoach
2077 N. Hwy 83
Franktown, CO
noon-ish
Weasel
Meet n Greet |
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Oily's
Birthday
Got warm MLK?
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Chinese New Year |
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Colorado Motorcycle Show and Swap Meet
Click for details |
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Colorado Motorcycle Show and Swap Meet
Click for details
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Groundhog Day
Contact
"Puxatawney Phil"
for details
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Ora's
Birthday
My charming wife,
the Ever-Lovely Ora was hatched on this very date way back in olden days.
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Tater's Birthday
The young spud was born!
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Ricky's Birthday |
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Valentine's Day
Contact Cupid for details
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WEASEL WEDNESDAY

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Weasel Gras
_________
Fat Weasel |
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President's Day
Why not?
We already honor a freaking groundhog for chrissake!
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Mardi Gras
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Fat Tuesday |
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Keebler's Birthday |
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"Where the Hell is the Rest of the Month?"
Day
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TIME OFF
FOR
GOOD BEHAVIOR
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TIME OFF
FOR
GOOD BEHAVIOR |
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WORLD
CHAMPIONSHIP
DEATH MATCH V
"SCORGASM!!!"
1:PM
AMF Broadway Lanes
5485 S Broadway in Littleton
(303)794-6114
The Mighty Weasels
vs
The sissy club,
Chassis Lassies
or see Beard for details!!
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Easy's
Barfday
and
GoGo's Birthday
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6:00 PM
Weasel
Bidness Meetin'
(Weasels Only)

8:00 PM
Weasel
Social Meetin'
(Everybody Welcome)
following the Bidness Meeting
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aaaand, it's
Steak
and a Blowjob Day
It's like
Valentine's Day...
but for guys!
yes, yes, oh yes
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"GREEN WEASEL DAY"
The holiday formerly known as St. Pat's
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First Day of Spring
Tra-la, tra-la |
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April Fool's Day
Yeah.
You'd think we'd own this one, wouldn't you?
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NEW TERM BEGINS
FOR WEASEL OFFICERS |
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Charlie's Birthday |
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Were you aware that this is Alcohol Awareness Month?
We are sooo there! |
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Good Friday |
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So-so Saturday |
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Easter
Either the Easter Weasel was here or the goddamn cat crapped in my shoe again!
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Tax Day
(the bastards!) |
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WEASEL WEDNESDAY

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Hitman's Birthday |
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Arbor Day
Do your bit and hug a tree today.
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Sam I Am's Birthday |
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Stinko de Mayo
On this day, the Mexicans beat the French.
Phht!
Big deal.
Who hasn't beaten the French?
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WEASEL DE MAYO !!!
See Easy for details

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Blessing of the Bikes
in Thornton
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Mothers' Day
Do your bit
and hug a MILF today
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WEASEL WEDNESDAY

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South Dakota Bonnie's Birthday |
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Top Hat's Birthday |
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Annual
WEASELS
Go LoCo
Run V
to
Trinidad, CO
GET THE PARTY STARTED
Contact Doc for details
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Annual
WEASELS
Go LoCo Run V
to
Trinidad, CO
Contact Easy for details

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Annual
WEASELS
Go LoCo Run V
in
Trinidad, CO
Contact Easy for details
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Flag Day |
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Fathers' Day
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Gump's
Birthday
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Ride Your Bike To Work Day
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6:00 PM
Weasel
Bidness Meetin'
(Weasels Only)

8:00 PM
Weasel
Social Meetin'
(Everybody Welcome)
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First
Day of Summer
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UMF's
Catholic Schoolgirls Run

Rocky Mountain Saloon
I-25 & Hwy 66 |
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Herman's Birthday |
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Independence Day |
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It will be a FART-FEST!
Beer, brats, and beans...
...plus the first-ever
Weasel horse shoe tossing contest
(What is a Weasel-horse and how do you toss one?)
Party at Charlie's
See him for details.
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WEASEL WEDNESDAY
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Phil's Birthday |
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Were you people born in a cave?
It's time to go to Sturgis!!
Start 'em up.
Let's head out. |
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Rally in the Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D.
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Rally in the Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D. |
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World Wide Weasel Wednesday
Elk Creek Steakhouse
in Piedmont, SD
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Rally in the Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D. |
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Rally in the Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D. |
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Rally in the
Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D.
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Rally in the
Black Hills
Sturgis, S.D.
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Big Top's Birthday |
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Doc's Birthday |
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Labor Day
Weekend
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Ho Dawg's Birthday
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Beard's Birthday |
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Cuz's Birthday
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Axeman's Birthday |
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6:00 PM
Weasel
Bidness Meetin'
(Weasels Only)

8:00 PM
Weasel
Social Meetin'
(Everybody Welcome)
following the Bidness Meeting
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Talk Like A Pirate Day
Aaaaargh!
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First Day of Autumn |
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Siko's
Birthday |
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Annette's Birthday |
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Heavy Metal's Birhday |
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Big Daddy's Birthday
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Columbus
Day
Also known as "What Else Will Those Freakin' Indians Do To
Piss Off a Dago Day"
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Uncle Jimmy's Birthday
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National Bosses Day
Why do they need a day?
Every day is
"Bosses Day"
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Mother-in-Laws' Day
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Weaselween
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Sledge's Birthday
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Dias de las Muertos
in Mexico
Day of the Dead
Dead what?
Dead car battery?
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Election Day
(Beware of elections lasting longer than 4 hours) |
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Sadie Hawkins Day
Holiday formerly known as
"Fat Chicks Day" |
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Veterans Day
Do your bit and hug a vet today
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Veterans Day Observed |
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Thanksgiving
eat,eat,eat,eat
Wake me
when the game
is on.
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Sunday |
Monday |
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Pearl Harbor Day
Go get bombed
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Crap!
First Day of Winter |
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KWANZAA!!
Yeah baby!
I just loves me some of those wild Kwanzaa partaays...
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WEASELMAS !
6:00 PM
Weasel
Bidness Meetin'
(Weasels Only)

7:00 PM
Weaselmas
Social Meetin'
(Everybody Welcome)
following the Bidness Meeting
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New Year's Eve
Practice
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New Year's Day
and
Happy Hangover
We gotta redo this freakin' calendar again. |
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