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New Years Day

Year of the Weasel.

Ain't they all?

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Business Meeting

at Rome's

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GOT MLK?

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National Pie Day

Oily's Birthday

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Colorado Motorcycle Show and Swap Meet

Click for details

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Colorado Motorcycle Show and Swap Meet

Click for details

 

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Groundhog Day

Contact

"Puxatawney Phil"

for details

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The Day

the Music Died

Day

 

 

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Ora's

Birthday

My charming wife, the Ever-Lovely Ora was hatched on this date.

All praise she who must be obeyed.

Contact Oil of Ol'Lady for details

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National

Boy Scout Day

aka "Give the Priest a Peek" Day

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Chinese New Year

Year of the Tiger 4708

Haven't these knuckleheads heard of The Year of the Weasel?

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Valentine's Day

Contact Cupid for details

 

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President's Day

Why not?

We already honor a freaking groundhog for chrissake!

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Fat Tuesday

That's American for Mardee Graw y'all

Tell 'em

Katrina sent ya!

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Ash Wednesday

"Walk around looking like you've been in a house fire Day"

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Weasel Wednesday

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(aka Monday, March 1st)

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(aka Tuesday, March 2th)

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(aka Wednesday, March 3th)

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(aka Thursday, March 4th)

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Easy's Barfday

and

Patty's Birthday

too!

Contact AARP for details

 

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Steak and a Blow Job Day

 

Go ahead.

Look it up.

It's a real holiday

damn it!

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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!

"BALLS OUT III"

BOWLING

DEATH MATCH

WORLD

CHAMPIONSHIP

Contact Beard
for details

Daylight Savings begins so I'm certain that will screw things up, bigtime!

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"GREEN WEASEL DAY"

The holiday formerly known as St. Pat's

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Extraterrestrial Abduction Day

Note that I said Extraterrestrial...

not extra testicle.

 

 

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First Day of Spring

Tra-la, tra-la

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Palm Sunday

Ritual

"Shaving

of the

Palms"

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Passover

I prefer Popovers... but that's just me.

HEY!!

WERE YOU AWARE

THAT APRIL IS

ALCOHOL AWARENESS MONTH?

We are sooo there!

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April Fool's Day

Yeah.
You'd think we'd own this one, wouldn't you?

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Good Friday

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Easter

Either the Easter Weasel was here or the goddamn cat crapped in my shoe again!

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Tax Day

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Earth Day

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Uranus Day

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National Teachers Day

Do your bit and do a teacher today.

I'm a teacher!

 

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Sinkhole

de Mayo

On this day, the Mexicans beat the French.

Phht!

Big deal.

Who hasn't beaten the French?

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National

No Pants Day

Fill in your own joke here.

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Mothers' Day

Do your bit

and do a MILF today.

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I'm Baaaack!

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National Nurses

Day

Do your bit and do a nurse today.

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National Armed Forces Day

Do your bit and ... ?

Well, just do your bit!

 

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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!

ANNUAL

WEASEL DE MAYO

PARTY

AT EASY and ORA'S

Contact Easy for details

 

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Victoria Day in Canada

Do your bit and do a Canadian...

or do Queen Victoria...

or just visit Victoria's Secret today.

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Memorial Day Weekend

Frawg's

Hell or Highwater Run

 

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Memorial Day Weekend

Frawg's

Hell or Highwater

Run

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Memorial Day Weekend

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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!

Annual

WEASELS

Go LoCo Run III

to

Trinidad, CO

HEAD START TO TRINIDAD

Hard-partying Weasels head to Trinidad to

GET THE PARTY STARTED

Contact Doc for details

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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!

Annual

WEASELS

Go LoCo Run III

to

Trinidad, CO

Contact Easy for details

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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!

Annual

WEASELS

Go LoCo Run III

in

Trinidad, CO

Contact Easy for details

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Flag Day

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Juneteenth!

If you are an African-American, and you referee for a baseball game, you may call this holiday "UMPTEENTH"

 

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Fathers' Day

Contact yo mamma fo details---

ax her "who's my daddy?"

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First

Day of Summer

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UMF Catholic Schoolgirl Run

9am Registration $20/per Rider

Gather at Rocky Mountain Saloon

I-25 & Hwy 66

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Canada Day

Go ahead...have a Moosehead.

Notice that I DID NOT say to give a moose head!

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Big Daddy and PattyCakes
IN-DA-PANTZ
DAY
PARTY
at their place

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Rally in the Black Hills

Sturgis, S.D.

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Rally in the Black Hills

Sturgis, S.D.

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National

Weasel Wednesday

Weasels fwom awound the world at

Elk Cweek Steakhouse

in Sturgis, SD

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Rally in the Black Hills

Sturgis, S.D.

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Rally in the Black Hills

Sturgis, S.D.

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Rally in the Black Hills

Sturgis, S.D.

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Rally in the Black Hills

Sturgis, S.D.

 

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E.T.'s Birthday!

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Schram's Birthday

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Womens Equality Day

Why they

give up their superiority

is anyone's guess.

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Frankenstein Day

Actually, it's the birthday

of Mary Shelly

who wrote Frankenstein

in 1818

Uuuh, it's also Doc's Birthday!

Coincidence?

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SEPTEMBER IS HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH

Really?

A whole month?

Why?

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Labor Day

Weekend

GUSANO'S
CHICHERONES
PARTY

in New (and Improved) Mexico

 

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Labor Day

Weekend

GUSANO'S
CHICHERONES
PARTY

in New (and Improved)
Mexico

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Labor Day

Weekend

 

It's Birth's Bearday... Uuuuh, Beard's Birthday

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Labor Day

It's still
GUSANO'S
CHICHERONES
PARTY TOO!!

in New (and Improved) Mexico

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Rosh Hashana

No, not ShaNaNa... that was last month.

aka "The Feast of the Trumpets"

Yeah right...

blow me.

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Patriots Day

Do your bit

and do a Patriot.

God bless America.

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Yom Kippur

Jewish New Year

Year of the Ponzi Scheme.

Cuz's Birthday

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National

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Aaargh!

Ha-har

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First Day of Autumn

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Native

American Day

Say, just when the hell is middle-aged, white guy day anyway?

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Johnny Appleseed Day

 

Spread 'em if ya got em.

Annette's Birthday

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Dias de las Muertos

in Mexico

Day of the Dead---

Dead what? Car battery?

Hey dood, cahn joo give me a yump?

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Guy Fawkes Day

in the U.K.

That's when one Brit tried to make England

a whole lot less 'united' and a lot more 'divided' by blowing up Parliament.

Maybe that's why fireworks are illegal in the U.S.

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Daylight Savings Ends

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Veterans Day

Do your bit and do a vet today.

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Sadie Hawkins Day

Holiday formerly known as 'Fat Chicks Day"

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Weasel Wednesday

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Thanksgiving

Wake me when the game is on.

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Chanukkha

Got phlegm?

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Slap A Jap Day

Do your bit and slap a jap today.

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Pearl Harbor Day

Go get bombed.

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Road Toad Larry's Birthday

Bob H's Birthday too.

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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!

Weaselmas Party

Somewhere...

details to be announced

And we're doing it on Pauline's Birthday

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Festivus Day

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Weaselmas Eve

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Weaselmas Day

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Kwanzaa

Yeah baby!

I just loves me some of those wild Kwanzaa partaays... whoo-hoo!

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New Year's Eve

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New Year's Day

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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ROCKY MOUNTAIN WEASEL EVENT!!

Toe Up/Toe Down

New Year's Hangover