WEASEL LINKS
Listen up you Asshats...
Why you just sittin' there?
GET UP! GET OUT! GET DRUNK!
Go meet some Weasels in your neighborhood.
Check out the links below.
Colorado Confederation of Clubs
The Rocky Mountain Weasels are an active member of the C.O.C.
Weasels USA was founded in 1993 near Los Angeles, California.
Over the years, Weasel groups formed in other states and in other countries.
Some flourished... some floundered. All of them are independent.
If you have a problem with one of them, take it up with them.
Leave us the hell out of it.
Here are some links to Weasel Gaggles around the world.
Don't you fret Buttercup, if your personal favorite bag o'Weasels isn't listed here. They might be Nomad Weasels.
They could be displaced, lost or lone Weasels in a state without a group and without a web site.
Yeah, (sniff). It's all so very sad.
Dry your whiskers, Kitten.
Just drop us an Email (easyweaser@yahoo.com) and ask about 'em.
Chances are they are a bunch of forgetful fucks who haven't sent us their contact information.
We'll put your urgent message out on the "Weasel grapevine"and you'll get an answer... eventually.
One more thing Sunshine...
Don't be hangin' out at some bus station or sitting in lockup somewhere waiting for bail.
I'm just sayin'. It might take a day or twelve.
In the meantime, look 'em up your damn self... (see the links below)
ALABAMA
Alabama Weasels
Mobile
North Alabama
ALASKA
Alaska Weasels
ARIZONA
Phoenix
Chandler
Black Hills
Tucson
ARKANSAS
CALIFORNIA
LA Mother Chapter / Weasels USA
Thousand Oaks Weasels
Isleton Weasels
COLORADO
CONNECTICUT
DELAWARE
DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA
DC Weasels
FLORIDA
Florida Weasels
GEORGIA
HAWAII
IDAHO
ILLINOIS
Marion Weasels
INDIANA
IOWA
Iowa Weasels
Des Moines
Cedar Rapids
Iowa City
KANSAS
KENTUCKY
Kentucky Weasels
Paducah
LOUISIANA
Louisiana Weasels
New Orleans
MAINE
MARYLAND
MASSACHUSETTS
MICHIGAN
MINNESOTA
MISSISSIPPI
MISSOURI
Springfield Weasels
NeMO Weasels
MONTANA
Montana Weasels
Kalispell
NEBRASKA
NEVADA
Nevada Weasels
Carson City
Las Vegas
NEW HAMPSHIRE
New Hampshire Weasels
NEW JERSEY
NEW MEXICO
Southwestern Independent Weasels
Espanola
Santa Fe
Las Cruces
Area 51
NEW YORK
New York Weasels
NORTH CAROLINA
NORTH DAKOTA
OHIO
Cleveland Weasels
OKLAHOMA
Oklahoma Weasels
Lawton
OREGON
PENNSYLVANIA
RHODE ISLAND
Rhode Island Weasels
SOUTH CAROLINA
SOUTH DAKOTA
South Dakota Weasels
TENNESSEE
TEXAS
UTAH
VERMONT
VIRGINIA
WASHINGTON
Seattle Weasels
WEST VIRGINIA
WISCONSIN
Metro Milwaukee Weasels
WYOMING
Cheyenne
Rock Springs
NOMAD WEASELS
weaselnomads.webstarts.com
WEASELS OUTSIDE THE U.S.
Weasels Canada
Ontario
British Columbia
Weasels Australia
Brisbane, Queensland
Weasels Mexico
Swedish Weasels
INTERPLANETARY WEASELS
Weasels Uranus
Here are a few of our favorite Dens of Iniquity.
These are the best Weasel-friendly spots in Colorado
SEND US YOUR SUGGESTIONS FOR BARS and WATERING HOLES.
Chances are good that we'll try 'em out.
Chances are waaaay better if you send us some cash or offer us a discount.
(See section labeled "Cheap Ass Bribery")
Mickey's Top Sirloin www.mickeystopsirloin.com Friendly staff. Weasels prefer to sit in the bar. Our off-season meeting spot. Denver - North (Dacono) Denver - South (Littleton) Olde Towne Tavern 2410 W Main St Neighborhood joint
with great service and reasonable drinks. Great burgers and appetizers. Cheap pitchers.
Denver - East (Whaaa?) Denver - West (Golden) Our mid-ride meeting spot.
Colorado - Colorado Springs Colorado - Pueblo Pixie Inn 440 S Santa Fe Ave, Pueblo, CO 81003 (719) 542-8370 Good place for live music and good times. Colorado - Trinidad Yeah..."Hollywood"...right!
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LISTEN UP WEASELS AND RUN-OF-THE MILL BIKER SCUM EVERYWHERE... Try these guys.
WEASEL GOOD GUYS Owned and operated by RM Weasels Jim and Weaselette Renee in Trinidad, CO. Home of the annual Weasels Go LoCO Run. No website but call 'em direct at 719-846-4425. Our home away from home... Sleep where the Weasels sleep! Tom is the Rocky Mountain Weasels' webmaster extraordinaire... and he can help you. He cobbled together this load of crap... so think what he could do for you. Email Tom Mills directly for all your computer, network or software needs. Hit the link. Rocky Mountain Weasel owned and operated. These are the best, strongest, most kick ass covers your scoot will ever get wrapped in. Springfield, Missouri Weasel owned and operated. A great source for silk screened shirts, embroidery, patches, and other branded items. Talk to el Butche`, the original "odd duck". Don't even try to reach him during Sturgis Week.
These fine South Dakota Weasels have been building quality custom log homes for over twenty years. Unmatched personalized service. Got wood?
Christopher Chase 24/7 Automotive Performance 13 Pinetree Rd, CR B-30 in Angel Fire, New Mexico 87710 575-613-3480 or 305-613-3154 Located on Hwy 64 in Angel Fire, aka "the enchanted circle". This dude knows his fairy dust from a hole in the ground. He got Doc's scooter up and running when things looked bleak.
Bikers Mag The world’s largest and best selling motorcycle magazine for men. Features custom bikes, babes, runs, true road tales and madcap humor. For those that can read, Easyriders has been the biker's bible for over 30 years. _________________________________________________________
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OFFISHUL SHIT LIST
It's actually difficult to get on this list. You have to really piss us off-- way beyond our usual, default level of pissed-off-edness. Anyway, these are our least favorite people, places and things on the planet. We urge you NOT TO SUPPORT these businesses and individuals. If you're on this shit list, and would like to be removed, please contact us immediately. We prolly won't take you off, but it would be fun to hear you whine. You worthless piece of shit you. DICK'S TAVERN Nanci McKenna, owner 123 U.S. HWY 85 AULT, COLORADO 80610 970-834-9400 Really? NO STICKERING allowed? WTF, you invite 1500 thirsty and lusty bikers to throw their money away at your cramped, overheated, dingy bar in Bumfuck, Colorado on the rowdiest, raunchiest, most-nudity-fueled runs of the year... and there is no stickering? Just say so you (alleged) whackjob... instead of getting all menapausal psycho-bitchy about it. It's a good thing that your ol' man Casey stepped up and apologized for your hormonal craziness or you could have caused an ugly scene.
LINCOLN'S ROADHOUSE 1201 S. PEARL STREET DENVER, COLORADO 80210 303-777-3700 Really? You (alleged) assholes claim to be one of the best biker bars in Denver? IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE! Here's a hot news flash Gomez... Lincoln's is one of the worst excuses for a biker bar ever. You took our money for 2-1/2 hours because your joint was nearly empty and your band couldn't amp up due to a power outage. You 'allow' us to buy multiple rounds of drinks along with your over-priced food and to generously tip the waitress. Then, when your yuppie scum 'regulars' filter back in, your knee-high, punk lackey tells us to leave because you suddenly realize we are wearing vests with (gasp!) writing on the back? You are an (alleged) spineless maggot. No self-respecting biker should step foot in your dump with all the poseurs and wannabes. Nice waitress though. She apologized profusely for your utter worthlessness as a manager. __________________________________________________________
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