Orange-flavored Weaselwear and Weaselabilia
In the first place, Weaselwear is for Weasels, Wives of Weasels, Weaselettes,
Weasel Wannabes, and Known Associates.
Most anyone can purchase and wear Weasel Tshirts and other Weaselwear
but BACK PATCHES and BUSINESS CARDS are for full members only!
In the second place... there ain't no second place.
If you want to wear orange but are not a Weasel-approved buyer,
go get a vest from Home Depot!
That said, we have shirts, hoodies, patches, and hats coming out of whichever orifice excretes this crap.
There is something orange for all persons and all degrees of Weaseldom.
But this ain't WalMart cupcake. All Weasel wear comes in ORANGE ONLY.
Everything bears our ©Copyright 2006 Rocky Mountain Weasels name and logo.
To place an order, send your size and quantity info to:
LONGBEARD86@AOL.COM
If wearing clothes isn't your thing, we have plenty more to choose from.
We have signs, stickers, bandanas, flags, or even custom-printed business cards.
We are NOW ABLE to produce large or small quantities of your own gaggle's Weaselwear.
We can custom-print all kinds of shirts, jackets, patches and most other items for Weasels
or for anyone else.
Just ask Beard...and we'll get 'er done.
BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE SEEN-- Rocky Mountain Weasel Shop Shirts Really nice, short sleeve (pro-tattoo) Shop Shirts made from a summer weight poly/cotton blend. Features two button-up front pockets . Available NOW in sizes from XL to FS (freakishly small) for your women and your snot-gobblers. They are a lovely shade of orange of course, We can part with a few of these babies for $18. EACH. |
PHOTO COMING SOON |
Weasel Tees
100% Cotton. About $15 depending on size, shipping.
Weaselwear comes in orange only (duh!). Each item bears the Rocky Mountain Weasel on the back (12") and over the heart (4"). It won't show beer or white wine stains. |
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Weasel Muscle Tees Most sizes available.
About $15 depending on size, shipping. Underarm grooming is entirely your option. Go natural, braided or (gasp!) bare if you dare.
Generous arm holes for man-boob breathability. |
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Long sleeve Weasel Tees With or without a pocket. For men or women; 100% Cotton. About $19 without a pocket; $23 with pocket. All long sleeved items carry the "Weasel" name in graffiti script down the length of each arm. WARNING: |
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Weasel Hoodies Available as a pullover or with a zipper. Small - XXX Large. 100% Cotton. About $35 depending on size, shipping. Speaking of condoms (see above), here is a warm, snug "hoodie" to get cozy with. Perfect for men or women. They have the ADDED FEATURE of sturdy drawstrings to quiet even the chattiest companion.
Recommended by 9 out of 10 marsupials. |
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Weasel Stickers About $2 a piece. Uhh, did we mention that these stickers are about 4 " round and printed on outdoor-quality vinyl so you can stick them anywhere the sun shines?
NOT RECOMMENDED FOR NIPPLES
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Weasel Rocky Mountain "Nipple Stickers " Non-toxic, (we hope.) Used to be, we could only get USA stickers. But now, we have our very own, official Rocky Mountain stickers. About $2.50 a mini-roll of 50 stickers. RECOMMENDED FOR NIPPLES
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If you have to ask, you don't qualify. Extras are available for 2nd set of leathers or 'cuts'. As usual, let us know what's up. |
Weasel Back Patches Full members only. |
Custom-made patches (2-1/4 x 3-3/4) commemorate our 10 year chapter anniversary. Happy Birthday to Us! |
Weasel 10-year Patch SOLD OUT!!! Nope. No more of these bad boys. You'll have to wait for our 15th year anniversary patch that will come out in 2012... just in time for the |
Weasel Bar Card a)bathroom; b)check my bike; c) talk to that cute chick; d) throw up; e)steal something; f)all of the above We usually have some of these laying around.  |
Actual size: 4" x 6"
We can hook you up with a few of these. Free while supplies last.
Drop us a note and ask about 'em. |
Weasel Biz Cards Members only. These cards are good for runs, and need a way to introduce others to the Weasels. Just send 'em to our web site address on the card. Drop us a note and tell us your needs.  |
We can make you some.
Members only though, aight? |
Colorado Confederation of Clubs Patches and Pins
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Photo and details coming soon |
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NOTE: No Hamsters were harmed in the making of this website... damn it!