Orange-flavored Weaselwear and Weaselabilia
In the first place, Rocky Mountain Weaselwear is for Rocky Mountain Weasels, Wives of RM Weasels, RM Weaselettes,
RM Weasel Wannabes, and our Known Associates.
In the second place... there ain't no second place.
If you want to wear orange but are not a Weasel-approved buyer,
buy a magic marker and go nuts on a vest from Home Depot!
To become a Rocky Mountain Weasel-approved buyer,
you gotta show some actual Weaselosity.
Then, ASK US... we may allow you to buy and wear our Weasel Tshirts,
Weaselwear and other Weaselabilia.
Obviously, Weasel BACK PATCHES and BUSINESS CARDS
are for full Rocky Mountain Weasels only!
That said, we have shirts, hoodies, patches, and hats
coming out of whichever orifice excretes this crap.
There is something orange for all persons and all degrees of Weaseldom.
But this ain't WalMart, Cupcake. All Weasel wear comes in ORANGE ONLY.
Everything bears our ©Copyright 2006 Rocky Mountain Weasels name and logo.
To place an order, send your size and quantity info to:
rmweasels@yahoo.com
If wearing clothes just ain't your thing, we have plenty more to choose from.
We have signs, stickers, bandanas, flags, or even custom-printed business cards.
We can also custom-print all kinds of shirts, jackets, patches and almost any other items for Weasels and non-Weasels everywhere.
Just ask us... and we'll get 'er done.
BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE SEEN-- Rocky Mountain Weasel Shop Shirts Really nice, short sleeve (pro-tattoo) Shop Shirts made from a summer weight poly/cotton blend. Features two front pockets . Available NOW in sizes from XL to FS (freakishly small) for women and snot-gobblers. They are a lovely shade of orange of course, Suitable for for formal weddings, bar mitzvahs, We can part with a few of these babies for $20. EACH.
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PHOTO COMING SOON NEVER BEFORE SEEN and still that way! |
Weasel Tees
100% Cotton. About $15 depending on size, shipping.
Weaselwear comes in orange only (duh!). Each item bears the Rocky Mountain Weasel on the back (12") and over the heart (4"). It doesn't show white wine spritzer stains... |
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Weasel Muscle Tees Most sizes available.
About $15 depending on size, shipping. Underarm grooming is entirely your option. Go natural, braided or (gasp!) bare if you dare.
Generous arm holes for major man-boob breathability. |
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Long sleeve Weasel Tees With or without a pocket. For men or women; 100% Cotton. About $19 without a pocket; $23 with pocket. All long sleeved items carry the "Weasel" name in graffiti script down the length of each arm. WARNING: |
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Weasel Hoodies Available as a pullover or with a zipper. Small - XXX Large. 100% Cotton. About $35 depending on size, shipping. Speaking of condoms (see above), here is a warm, snug "hoodie" to get cozy with. Perfect for men or women. They have the ADDED FEATURE of sturdy drawstrings to quiet even the chattiest companion.
Recommended by 9 out of 10 marsupials. |
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Weasel Stickers About $3 a piece. Uhh, did we mention that these stickers are about 4 " round and printed on outdoor-quality vinyl so you can stick them anywhere the sun shines?
NOT RECOMMENDED FOR NIPPLES
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Weasel Rocky Mountain "Nipple Stickers " Non-toxic, (we hope.) Used to be, we could only get USA stickers. But now, we have our very own, official Rocky Mountain stickers. About $3.00 a mini-roll of 50 stickers. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR NIPPLES
Just ask us... please. |
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If you have to ask, you don't qualify. Extras are available for 2nd set of leathers or 'cuts'. As usual, let us know what's up. |
Weasel Back Patches (not actual size, Einstein) |
Custom-made patches (2-1/4 x 3-3/4) commemorate our 10 year chapter anniversary. Happy Birthday to Us! |
Weasel 10-year Patch SOLD OUT!!! Nope. No more of these bad boys. You'll have to wait for our 15th year anniversary patch that will come out in 2012... just in time for the |
Weasel Bar Card a)bathroom; b)check my bike; c) talk to that cute chick; d) throw up; e)steal something; f)all of the above We usually have some of these laying around.
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Actual size: 4" x 6"
We can hook you up with a few of these.
Drop us a note and ask about 'em. |
Weasel Biz Cards Members only. These cards are good for runs, and need a way to introduce others to the Weasels. Just send 'em to our web site address on the card. Drop us a note and tell us your needs.  |
We can make you some.
Members only though, a'ight? |
Colorado Confederation of Clubs Patches and Pins
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We got boatloads of other crap too.
Let us know what your little heart desires...
then go to your "happy place" and wait.
We'll get it done.
Direct all questions, comments or vendor requests to
NOTE: No Hamsters were harmed in the making of this website... damn it!